John Tortorella is coming to Vegas, which means the postgame quotes just got a lot more interesting.
The Golden Knights fired Bruce Cassidy on Sunday and turned to one of hockey’s all-time great soundbite machines. Tortorella has won a Stanley Cup, coached forever and built a reputation for saying exactly what a lot of coaches spend 10 minutes trying not to say.
That is the fun part here.
Say the damn thing
Tortorella does not really do soft landings, soft answers or soft anything.
When asked about Carl Hagelin on the power play in 2013, he did not overthink it. He just said, “He stinks on the power play.”
Not struggling. Not pressing. Not trying to find his game.
Stinks.
That is a full Tortorella sentence. Brutal, funny and somehow even better because he followed it by basically saying he loved the guy anyway.
No coachspeak zone
That is what makes Tortorella different. He does not talk like he is trying to escape the room.
If his team is bad, he says it. If the officials blow a call, he says that too. When he was furious after a Columbus loss in 2019, he ripped the officials, ripped Toronto and tore into the league’s replay process. At one point, he was basically saying the whole thing “screws us.”
He has also dropped the simple classics: “we suck,” “we sucked from head to toe” and “it’s unacceptable.” On another night, he summed it up even better by saying, “I wish I could give you a f*cking explanation. I can’t.”
That is not polished. But it is honest.
Shut your yap
He also has a gift for escalation.
When Joe Thornton took a shot at the Rangers in 2011, Tortorella came back with one of his most famous lines, saying Thornton should “just shut up” because he “hasn’t won a goddamn thing in this league.”
When Tortorella thinks somebody is out of line, he does not usually keep that to himself. He once snapped, “shut your yap.” Another time, after getting pressed in a media scrum, he barked, “If I want to explain it to you, I would.”
That is not exactly media-trained language. It is, however, unforgettable.
Kiss my ass hockey
Tortorella’s pressers can turn from tense to hilarious in about two seconds.
He once warned reporters not to put words in his mouth, then added, “Kiss my ass” if they wanted to write something different. In another famous blowup, he told a reporter, “Get the f*ck out of here then.”
That is the Tortorella experience. Some coaches hand you oatmeal. Tortorella hands you a brick through the window.
He has also delivered gems like “this room smells of B.O.” because apparently even body odor can make the postgame report if he is in the mood.
Whining stars and other fires
The funny part is that Tortorella is not just sharp with reporters. He has gone after players, coaches and whole teams too.
He once blasted Pittsburgh by talking about “their two whining stars.” In another feud, he dropped “chicken sh*t” and turned a coach-vs.-coach gripe into must-watch TV.
That is why his quote reel holds up. It is not just that he is angry. Plenty of coaches get angry. Tortorella is funny angry. Specific angry. The kind of angry that somehow sounds even louder in a hockey media room.
Welcome to the show
That does not mean every quote is gold and it definitely does not mean every player enjoys the ride.
But it does mean this: win, lose or tie, Vegas is probably not getting bland from behind the bench now.
Cassidy, or Butch as plenty around the organization call him, brought structure and a Cup. Tortorella brings a different kind of intrigue. His teams may not always be pretty, but his press conferences usually are not boring.
Vegas spent the last few weeks looking like a team searching for a pulse. Now the Golden Knights have handed the room to a coach who has built a career on finding one, or calling out whoever lost it.
That does not guarantee Vegas is fixed.
But it does guarantee this: the next time the Golden Knights play like sh*t, nobody is going to need a translator.
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